Monday, October 31, 2016

Jarvis JargOnline 2001 - 2002: Voices

Jarvis JargOnline 2001 - 2002: Voices


Read or be Shot
By: Damir Maltaric


Meandering through the lively hallways of good old JCI, I can't help but wonder what sounds these ancient walls have heard throughout their innumerable years.

How many whispers did they keep in their cold, stone-like embrace, as the national anthem echoed atop of the shivers of the not-quite-on-time mischievous vagabonds standing in the halls.

Even in the most tiresome days, there always seems to be strange whispers emanating from the ageless hallways, until now.

This year, the walls themselves are being silenced, and deprived of unruly rumors for a half-hour, every day. After a shrieking bell roars like an air raid siren, complete silence is to follow.

Many have stopped and reflected upon the eerie stillness that befalls the school at reading time. But are we really promoting literacy with it?

At first it was but a time to chill out, maybe scan through a good book, maybe take a nap, or just have a walk around the building.

But the increasingly authoritarian activity has been riddled with newfound disciplinary actions to ensure complete obedience by the student body.

We have heard announcements at assemblies and on the P.A. system of new rules to be implemented during reading time: one is discouraged from going to the washroom after the warning siren has blasted; he is to "drop whatever he's doing" and read, is asked not to roam the hallways, is not allowed to take out a pen and write, is to be completely silent, is not allowed to leave the library once reading time has started.

"A teacher on the 1st floor stopped me from going to to go back to class," exclaimed Peter Tran, a Grade 12 student. Is the authoritarian aspect of Reading time getting a little out of hand?

Not to mention the intimidating footsteps of disciplinary enforcers wandering the hallways. The hall-monitor Bill and Mr. Sovran, among others, equipped with walkie-talkies and strict brows, make sure that there are no adventurous stu-dents secretly disobeying the sacred reading time code of conduct.

"I keep expecting Mr. Sovran to walk down the hallway with a basket of propaganda," admitted Isaac, who was too intimidated to publish his last name or grade.

Who could ever foresee that having a pen in your hand could get you into trouble? If illiteracy, or poor literacy, is a problem in today's schools, is shoving a book down a student's throat really a way to solve it?

"They're trying to force us into it too much… a lot of people are just trying to get around it," says Nicole Smith, also from Grade 12.

An anonymous teacher from one of my afternoon classes that's affected by the reading period seems to agree, "Maybe it will, maybe it won't [promote literacy], but the bottom line is that we're losing too much instruction time."

If the goal of the school is promoting literacy, they should embrace students with comfort not authority. What if some students end up associating book reading with an uncomfortable feeling looming over them?

"When I come to think of it, now I find it hard to read unless I'm forced to; before it was leisure," commented Ali Karim. So are we really promoting literacy?

Elbert Ho, a Jarvis senior, disapproves of it as well, "They're forcing us to read; it's not fair, reading time should be a choice."

And when I told a former Jarvis student Kate McDonnell about this new reading policy, her response was a hearty laugh, followed by a brief statement, "It'll never work."

Perhaps a different action is necessary to promote reading. Instead of not allowing students to roam to hallways by ill-enforced threats, how about equipping a few classrooms with sofas, so the students will be comfortable enough to stay still.

The administration can grant students a few minutes before reading time to grab a snack or a drink to prevent sleeping or grumpiness.

And for those scanning over beauty magazine pictures, maybe a teacher can point them to the articles, and clarify their complex content.

Also, a popular demand from the teachers is to increase the reading material available in classrooms, so students can find something they like.

If we are to encourage something as great as reading, we should associate it with comfort and pleasure, instead of the slowly escalating authoritarian system, whose negativity only seems to, by student opinion, further perpetuate poor literacy.

Jarvis JargOnline 2001 - 2002: Media

Jarvis JargOnline 2001 - 2002: Media


What is the Film Board Scared Of?
By Kate Ranachan

Stuff: A Waste of Time
By Melinda Maldonado

The Return of Weezer
By Raki Singh




What is the Film Board Scared Of?
By Kate Ranachan

Flipping through the newspaper recently, an article about the Ontario Film Review Board's decision to ban the film "Fat Girl" caught my eye. I re-read the article in disbelief at the idea that in the new millenium we need and/or allow someone to tell us what films we can and can't see.

The Board banned the film because of its depiction of "teenage nudity and teenage sex in an explicit way," and because the Board "felt that this would be a bad precedent to set. Once filmmakers feel that it's okay to show teenage nudity and teenage sex in an explicit way, (they'll say), 'Let's start making films like this.'"

The Board did leave the distributor Lion Gates films, the option of cutting at least fifteen minutes of the film. However, cutting even fifteen minutes of a film that is already barely an hour-and-a- half is hardly an option.

The film in question Fat Girl, was made by Catherine Breillat, one of France's most highly respected directors. A filmmaker since the seventies and it is fair to say that when she makes a film, controversy is never far behind. Her films are sometimes criticised for their portrayal of female sexuality, but they are also hailed for the same reason. Her films are considered to be done in a responsible and thought-provoking manner.

Many things about the banning of this film have left me scratching my head. The first and perhaps most obvious question is why? Why do we in Ontario need to be told what films we can and can't see? Are we not a responsible enough audience to decide whether or not we want to see a film?

It is not as if by granting this film a commercial release that everyone in Ontario will be forced to see it. Chances are that very few people would in fact choose to view this film because it is foreign, and will therefore only have a very limited release.

Perhaps a feeble argument for the banning of this film could be made if many other countries were banning the film, but this is simply not the case.

The film was not banned in England, France or any other province in the country, for that matter. This begs the question: what makes us here in Ontario so different that we aren't able to handle viewing this film?

Or as Atom Egoyan, the acclaimed Canadian director, wrote in his letter to the Film Board, " What is it that makes our particular community in Ontario so vulnerable? How is it that you at the Board can see this work of art, carry on with your lives, but can anticipate that the viewing of this film by your fellow Ontarians will suddenly violate community standards and unleash all sorts of unacceptable response."

Before continuing, I must acknowledge that the film does contain graphic images of teenage sexuality, but these images do not remotely approach pornography. The images are disturbing because they do present teenagers nude in sexual situations, but because of the responsible manner in which they are dealt with, do not merit censorship.

But despite how you feel about the images themselves, the essential question remains; why do we in Ontario need to be told what we can and can't watch?

The Film Board is trying act like our parents, and quite frankly I don't like it. I have two parents already and definitely don't need a third, thank you.

What do the films Luna, The Tin Drum, Pretty Baby and Fat Girl have in common? They are all films critically acclaimed films that were initially banned by the Ontario Film Review Board.

Bernardo Bertolucci's Luna was banned for its portrayal of an incestuous mother-son relationship, Volker Schlondorff's The Tin Drum was banned for its depiction of the sexual adventures of a man-boy and Louis Malle's Pretty Baby for its portrayal of child prostitution.

If you were to walk in to any video store and ask for any of those films you would not be forced to look in the adults-only section. All three were made by very well-respected and important European filmmakers of the last century.

Filmmakers who are not, as the Film Board would like you to believe, pornographers.

More disturbing than the Board's decision to ban the film is the Board's argument that the film will encourage other filmmakers to portray images of teenagers' engaging in sexual acts.

This to me seems to be a most perverse argument. If we were to ban everything on the basis of what others might do, then what would we be left with?

Besides, if teenagers having sex is dealt with in a responsible way (as it is in the film Fat Girl) then why shouldn't it be seen on screen.

At no point in Breillat's film is someone naked simply for the point of being naked. We can't keep pretending that teenagers aren't having sex because the bottom line is they are, regardless of whether or not this or any other film is made.

So the question remains, if teenagers are already having sex, then isn't it better to have it out in the open?

In the last few years we have already seen many images of teenagers' engaging in sexual acts that weren't banned. Didn't last year's Oscar winning film American Beauty feature a middle-aged Kevin Spacey both fantasising and eventually seducing a teen-aged Mena Suvari?

What about Larry Clark's Kids, a far more viscerally disturbing portrayal of teenage sexuality ( it got only a AA rating from the review board).

Many important and influential members of the Canadian film community (including film directors Atom Egoyan, David Cronenberg and Piers Handling, the director of the Toronto International Film Festival) have lent their support to this film and I can say with confidence that these people would not risk their careers if they didn't truly believe this film has merit.

After all, as Atom Egoyan wrote in his letter to the Film review Board, " Free expression-- especially by established artists with long and respected careers--is certainly one of the cornerstones of our democracy."


Stuff: A Waste of Time
By Melinda Maldonado
Stuff magazine is influencing young men to become more sex obsessed than they already are. It is teaching an attitude of self-gratification to the exclusion of others as well as alcoholism and masochism. The magazine cover always features a scandalously dressed woman, with headlines for articles about sex, models' personal lives, and instructions on how to be funny.

The advertisements in Stuff are directed at young men for whom sex is a large part of life, and who like to drink and watch sports. It seems to attract a male audience from about 16 to 26 although the advertisements are designed to appeal to men much older than that.

The two hair-loss remedy ads are surprising; it seems to be only targeted at youngermen. There are many ads for various kinds of alcohol as well as cigarettes and tobacco products. Other ads are for electric razors, sex guide videos or books, credit cards and cars.

The attitude that the magazine sells, is that of a partying comical 'ladies man' that is almost misogynistic. This attitude and lifestyle is further enforced by the ads.

There are so many kinds of alcohol and cigarettes listed, with pictures of guys drinking with their buddies. There are articles with large pictures of women in bikinis, as well as quotes such as 'being blond and beautiful makes life so much easier. It's not fair, but that's life'.

I would say that the advertisements are aimed at men with a lower paying job, like someone working while going to school, or in this case, just not getting a great job that could be a career. I say that because of the numerous video game ads. Are video games not meant for kids and teenagers? What kind of respected older man still has a Playstation? And why would a woman want to date such an immature man if she is in her 20's or 30's?

This magazine must have an appeal if it is so wildly successful and has such a large audience. The headline "become a sex genius!" attracts young men's egos, and has the idea of building confidence. The truth is that sex can sell anything in our culture.

Guys want to learn about sex. They want to learn how to perfect their sarcastic humour, and any bunch of guys (we are talking about the editors here) who can get so many beautiful naked women must be cool, so let us be like them. There is a sense of power gained from things, such as women, alcohol and success while being lazy, all of which Stuff encourages you to acquire.

All that needs to be examined to grasp this concept is to look at what our culture values. Power is a most treasured possession, and sex comes very close. People don't always know what they want, and this gives them a way to feel good.

I think that the perfect looking women in their bikinis impress guys, and give them something to fantasize about. The secret hypnosis tricks that make women do what you want, when you want, makes guys feel powerful and releases the threat of women standing up for themselves and their wants and needs, as opposed to other decades.

The fact that our society has such a mixed definition of manliness means this is an attitude that has to be adopted to feel power. If you have no direction, this affirms your masculinity, assuming that the magazine is popular because it latches onto men's insecurities.

If anyone were to honestly read Stuff, they would realize that it values having a woman (or many) that you can do anything you want with, as well as being good at sex, and having a lot of it. The magazine values being big and manly, dressing well, looking good, being funny and athletic.

You could try to make this magazine sound more respectable, but the photos of almost naked women, beer ads and news of the latest video games speaks for Stuff's true values.

All of this news is terrifying because it is brainwashing the men who read Stuff. Stuff puts poor morals and nasty men into our society.

This is quite a gloomy prospect for young women who realize they will be dating these guys. If there is an article on how to make your girlfriend get off your back for playing video games, or become amazing at getting people into bed with you on the first date, it causes psychological disturbance to females.



The Return of Weezer
By Raki Singh

On a cold Monday afternoon, seven thousand fans began to line up for a soldout rock concert in the outskirts of Toronto at Arrow Hall. Despite the dreary skies, rain, and a six hour wait time, the mood of the crowd was high. People played hackey sack, chatted, made hot chocolate runs, and even sang songs.

These fans were waiting to be a part of the first real Weezer tour since the May 15, 2001 release of the second self-titled album commonly called the Green Album. Somehow after a five year hiatus and after their sophomore release became a commercial flop, Weezer has returned more popular than ever.

Weezer's story begins in 1993 when the band was formed by front-man Rivers Cuomo and roommates, bassist Matt Sharp and drummer Pat Wilson. A second guitarist was added by the name of Jason Cropper to make the quartet complete.

The band played in the Los Angeles club scene where they inked a deal during the post-Nirvana grunge phase with Geffen Records in 1994. The band was signed virtually after their first sound check.

Their debut and first self-titled album (known by fans as the Blue Album) was $20,000 dollars over budget and underwent an unexpected change of second guitarists replacing Jason Cropper for Brian Bell. Despite the setbacks, the Blue Album became a huge commercial success, going triple platinum.

Weezer's mix of power pop melodies and lyrics, heavy guitars with punk energy, and 70's metal guitar solos spawned three mega hits. However, what made them different from their influences of The Pixies and Cheap Trick was their geek image and quirky humour.

The band members, particularly lead singer and songwriter Rivers Cuomo, did not seem like typical rockstars. Rivers came off as more of a normal, shy person. Weezer was composed of a group of guys that spent their time doing their homework, listening to music, and playing Dungeons & Dragons. Their fans loved them for it.

The first single, titled "Undone (The Sweater Song)" was a modern rock hit in 1994 and the last single "Say it Ain't So" became a hit in 1995. What really set the band off was the second single entitled "Buddy Holly." The video was pushed by Geffen and received a lot of airtime on MTV.

The Buddy Holly video which spliced footage of the band performing into the old sitcom Happy Days was directed by Spike Jonze and was very original for its time.

Critically, Weezer's first album was met with mixed praise. Many critics believed that the album was only selling due to the funny videos that rotated on MTV. Rivers began to believe the critics and the second album was released in 1996 without any clever videos.

Named for Rivers's favorite character in the opera Madame Butterfly, Pinkerton showed that Weezer matured immensely. Weezer chose to produce the album themselves and results were staggeringly different than the Blue album. Pinkerton was darker lyrically, tighter musically, and rawer emotionally than its Blue predecessor. The musical style took more risks and the lyrics were deeply personal.

In many ways the darkness of Pinkerton reflected the band's history up to that point. While the Blue Album was becoming a hit, Rivers isolated himself from the band at Harvard. He had surgery to lengthen one leg that was shorter than the other. The surgery left him with wearing a leg brace for a year and taking painkillers. Guitarist Brian Bell said in a Rolling Stone article entitled "Weezer's Cracked Genius":

River was on painkillers. It was painful for him to hold his guitar in a certain way, so most of the songs are written in the first position. I would almost have to egg the songs out of him…It was a deeply personal album, full of stories of lying girlfriends and confessions…"

Pinkerton received much more critical acclaim than the band's first album but it commercially tanked. The first single "El Scorcho" never really took off and Geffen Records tried to promote the album's song "Good life," but by the time it was released MTV had changed. It no longer supported guitar based punk-pop.

Rivers felt rejected; the album's reception felt like a personal attack. The entire band was struck when, during the Pinkerton tour, the heads of the fan club and friends of the band were killed in a car accident.

The band faced a lawsuit over the album's name by a security company. The whole experience soured Weezer's sophomore release. Interestingly enough, the story around Pinkerton didn't just end there; slowly the album began selling to younger and new Weezer fans that had matured alongside the band. Pinkerton also appealed to a larger fan base.

Original Weezer fans were drawn to songs like "El Scorcho", "Pink Triangle", and "Across the Sea" while emo enthusiasts and even metal fans were drawn to anthems like "Tired of Sex", and "Why Bother?". The raw emotion and darkness present in the album appealed to teens who were themselves experiencing emotional riots.

Slowly the album trickled to the gold mark. It was better to the fans that Pinkerton wasn't a huge album. It let them have their own private piece of gold that wasn't popular. The fan-following of Weezer became almost cult-like, worshipping Pinkerton.

Rivers himself still does not acknowledge Pinkerton as a success. He calls the album "sick and diseased." He doesn't even want to play the songs during concerts to his adoring fans.

From the end of the Pinkerton tour to about the beginning of the millennium the Pinkerton fan base silently continued to grow but the band had completely dropped under the radar.

In 1998, bassist and fan favorite Matt Sharp officially quit the band to head his own band, the Rentals. This led to numerous breakup rumours which were put to rest when new bassist Mikey Welsh was recruited. Mikey has recently been replaced by newest member Scott Steiner after Mikey left with an undisclosed condition.

The band grew apart but did manage to record a few tracks that were very uncharacteristic of Weezer. Abandoning melody, they were more experimental and dreamier. These tracks were eventually shelved by Rivers and not released. Afterwards, Rivers dropped out of Harvard with only two semesters to go and moved back to L.A. where he began to write song after song. He amassed over 300 songs which he keeps recorded with a personal decimal system.

In 2000 the band released a couple Christmas tracks to radio stations and over the website to tease fans of the upcoming album. They began to tour with the punk show Vans Warped tour and then did a Yahoo Outloud tour (named by the band as the Corporate Sell-Out Tour).

The results were phenomenal: they were selling out almost every show. In Toronto, the Weezer show sold-out in approximately five minutes.

Weezer then went back to the studio and recorded the Green album, which was released May 15, 2001, reuniting Weezer with old producer Ric Ocasek. The latest album resembles the Blue album in many ways right down to the cover and its eponymous title. The band even reunited with director Spike Jonze for their second Island in the Sun video. The second self-titled album hit the Billboard charts at number four when it was first released.

The album contains ten tracks and has currently released two singles, the first being a harder track called "Hash Pipe" and the second being a mellower track called "Island in the Sun."

The Green album is much more straightforward than any of the previous albums and has a much more clean studio feel to it when compared to the Blue album's gritty pop rock roots.

Clocking in at just over 28 minutes, the Green album is the exact opposite to Pinkerton's wild emotions and musical daring. Rivers put it best when he said in Rolling Stone:

"This record is purely musical. There's no feeling, no emotion."

This seems to be the direction that Weezer is heading. They want to become more like the early Beatles and Beach Boys, creating songs which have survived without any personal revelation.

The Green album was met with positive criticism and quickly reached platinum status.

The band went on Green promotional tour (Hooptie tour) to pump up fans for the new release.

Radio stations were given tickets to award to fans who called in. At Toronto's Edge 102.1 radio station the contest was met with frenzy. Many fans did crazy things to get their hands on Weezer tickets. People starved themselves, painted themselves green, some even had luncheon meats thrown at their bare bottoms.

While fans of Pinkerton may be a little disappointed with album's lack of emotion and personal lyrics many fans have fallen in love with much of the Green Album. During the current sold-out Midget tour, fans have been clapping along with "Photograph", hip hipping with "Island in the Sun" and rocking out to "Don't Let Go."

The band seems to be bristling with confidence and creative energy. The recent Green and Midget tours have showcased many new songs. In fact, they have showcased more than a complete album's worth of music.

Weezer has even decided to go ahead to begin recording a new album. They are looking to release it early for the New Year. The band believes that upcoming album will have more of the same Blue and Green power with some of daring that made Pinkerton fans so happy.

Rivers has said: "The fourth album is going to bring back the rock...Let me clarify that, we are going to bring back the heavy metal."

Jarvis JargOnline 2001 - 2002: Humour



Dinner & movie = Lame & Expensive
By Chris Murray

A True Story of How Procrastination Bit me in the Butt
By Allison Cannon



Dinner & movie = Lame & Expensive
By Chris Murray
Let's face it, for most high school students, money doesn't always come easy.

Students, especially those in their last years, generally have the burden of paying for their own continuing education after high school.

Often parents set restrictions on spending, requiring you to set some money aside and the money you do retain for your own personal use, is usually not enough. In an age when entertainment is so expensive, students are finding themselves strapped for cash.

Let's take a moment to analyse the cost of your average evening out with a date. Say you're driving a car; you have to think of gas money, say $10. After gassing up, you head over to a favourite restaurant.

At a typical restaurant, an entree costs around $10, drinks (pop, iced tea, etc.) $1.50, and dessert after-wards, about $5, you're looking at a total of $35-40, plus tip. Now, you and your sweetheart decide to journey over to the local movie theatre. At the current rate of $12.50 per person, you're about to shell out $25. I can remember the good ol' days when a movie only cost $5 for students. But those days are long gone. So are the days when you could buy popcorn for under five bucks. Along with rising ticket prices, are the outrageous concession stand prices.

Depending on the movie theatre, you can spend anywhere between $10-15 on popcorn and refreshments for two. That's not cheap considering you could buy microwave popcorn and two cans of pop for approximately four bucks.

So now you've spent a total of around $80-90. That's a lot of moolah spent for roughly 4-5 hours of entertainment. The sad thing is, many people actually pay that.

However, more and more students these days are looking for inexpensive forms of entertainment.

Things like walking along the boardwalk, going for coffee, making dinner for each other (women like a guy who can cook, hint-hint), going over to the Toronto Islands, or staying in and renting a movie.

Some people find their own perfect spots to take a date. Ben Jensen, a grade 12 student at Jarvis, recommends "the Starbucks at Festival Hall," which has "live jazz every Tuesday night."

Now listen up, because this is important. If you have no money, it doesn't justify being cheap, or at least appearing cheap. For instance, avoid any place where ordering your meal involves use of the word "combo". Also try and avoid going to places for which you possess a coupon. Publicly announcing your love at "Speakers Corner" is not an inexpensive alternative.

Just remember this the next time your special someone suggests dinner and a movie; you don't have to empty your bank account to have a good time! As Red Green would say "I'm pullin' for ya, we're all in this together!

Here are some helpful tips for the financially impaired:
  • Take a boat ride - haven't been over to the T.O. islands in a while? Take the ferry over. The student fare is $3.00, and it's got a great view of the skyline.
  • Walking on beach - take a long walk on the boardwalk in the east end or check out the west end beaches.
  • Starbucks at Festival Hall - live jazz band every Tuesday night.
  • Cloud Gardens - west of Yonge, on Richmond, the park is beautiful.
  • Stay in and watch a movie or spend $5.00 and rent one.
  • Breakfast together - wink-wink!


A True Story of How Procrastination Bit me in the Butt
By Allison Cannon

Have you ever been asked to write something, and although there are a million and one things to write about, it is impossible to decide on any one idea? That was the case for me with this article.

It was the first article I had been assigned to write for the OAC Writer's Craft course at a new school. I was so anxious to choose the ultimate topic -- to start off the year making a statement with an impressive piece of work. I built it up so much that I couldn't, for the life of me, choose a topic.

I might attribute my ineptitude at choosing my topic to still being in the process of recovering full brain activity after a summer in Amsterdam. Was it the culture shock of coming from my 'hippy-haven' of an alternative school to a real live high school with more to my day than a few philosophical discussions, a round of hackey sack with the eight guys in my grade and a guitar/bongo session outside?

Perhaps, I couldn't choose a topic because it was the first time in my high school career that I started to place importance upon my grades. This might have provided ample stress to cause my affliction.

In any case, the fact of the matter, regardless of rhyme or reason, was that I could not come up with a topic! Should I review Apocalypse Now Redux? No, no -I had no words to express how that film impacted me. ( As a side note, I would recommend it - brilliant film!) If I had been up to the challenge of finding words to describe it, I would have done a review. But, no; I decided to procrastinate and wait until the 'perfect' topic fell into my lap. In retrospect, it has become clear that this does not happen. In fact, if I hadn't been so hell-bent on the issue of 'topic', I would have realized that I could've written about anything - the most obscure, seemingly useless topic - and it would turn into a success…if I applied brilliant writing skills. Right.

It has been brought back to attention why I was so insistent upon choosing the perfect topic, easy to work with.

By the night before the article was due, I decided I could procrastinate further and write about whatever it was that my creative juices provided me with in my spare before Writer's Craft class the next day. Wrong choice. The essay and its un-chosen topic was taking its toll, weighing on my conscience.

For four years of high school, you don't place importance on these sorts of things, and what you have to write somehow flows freely from pen to paper. The day you say to yourself 'Time to apply myself to my classes. It's time I cared about keeping my grades up', it all falls apart.

That night, I not only had trouble falling asleep, but it was an unrestful sleep also. The next morning I had to peel myself out of my bed, looking disheveled, as if from the tossings and turnings of one plagued by the nightmares of a guilty conscience.

As I went about the mundane tasks of preparing waffles for breakfast and applying make-up to appear more alert than I felt, a little dude inside my brain was reminding me of the unchosen essay topic! 'Who are you, and why do you only now, at this stage rear your ugly little head?' I demanded of this new academic responsibility division of my conscience. "It's no biggy." My early adolescent anti-schoolwork voice fought back. "It's just one article. Just forget it."

The darn voices followed me, like a looming cloud to field hockey practice, causing a distraction. Being pre-occupied with the un-chosen topic and un-alert, due to my restless sleep, I managed to somehow contort my neck into a position which made for some unhappy muscles.

In excruciating pain, I left the scrimmage to get changed…I had neglected to bring pants. 'For Pete's sake!' (a mild version of my choice of expression for the occasion). I had not slept well, injured myself, and now had no clothes to wear -all due to not choosing a topic for an article and just writing it.

At this point, I thought it best to get myself swiftly back to bed, or at least home. Indeed, I should go home, but I might as well write the essay while I'm there to remedy the situation.

I took the long way to the subway, not keen on running into my new classmates in the state I was in (head tilted due to neck pain, sporting budget cleats with the most heinous shorts I could've imagined, and swearing away at the events of the morning).

Nine o'clock, and I had reached the subway station. At this point it didn't remotely excite me that a fine, fine young surfer-type came to stand beside me on the platform, and I hadn't shaved my legs in a week. It's all relative, right?

I couldn't come close to mustering a suggestive smile, so I concentrated on reading the tilted view of a 'United Way' ad.

I had almost reached my subway stop, and was thinking of how relieved I was to be almost home, avoiding any further hassles, when I saw the token drunk subway-rider swagger my way. He proceeded to try and convince me of how much of a dead ringer I was for Cindy Crawford. Right. "Yooou're much prettier than…uhhh, who's batgirrrl? Oh yeah. You look like Cin-dy." I politely thanked him, trying desperately to avoid his full-force eau-de-whiskey and roaming hands. I clutched my knapsack and gym bag and prepared to exit the train two stops before my intended destination. The less time spent on the train with that dude the better!

I made it home and sat very still on the couch for a few minutes before flipping on Jenny Jones and falling asleep, head upright and tilted.

What seemed like about twenty minutes later turned out to be two o'clock when I woke up at the noise of my mother coming in the house. I realized I had not only slept through my window of opportunity to write my article, but the class as well. It was then that it came to me. It was then that I formulated the concept that lies before you - the topic of this article.

The topic was clear, so my only option was to roll with it, free myself and write the article!

* Since completion I haven't run into any further mishaps, but my neck injury, although subsided to some degree, remains as a constant reminder to not procrastinate.

Jarvis JargOnline 2001 - 2002: Sports



The First & Last Time I Cheered for the Yankees
By James Harnum

The Return of Jarvis Football
By Ryno Sheriff

Sports are Back - But are there too Many?
By Lloyd Coke




The First & Last Time I Cheered for the Yankees
By James Harnum

The World Series has come and gone for another year. As a Torontonian, I admit I have felt a slight lethargy towards it for the past few years.

The Blue Jays have seemed considerably tired in their pursuit of a championship for most of the rational part of my life.

Yet the World Series has always had some appeal. I can watch it and think back to a time when Toronto had a team that didn't consistently screw up in one way or another.

But the World Series has never really been able to grip me since Toronto's brush with greatness in 1992 and 1993. That is, until this year.

The New York Yankees versus the Arizona Diamondbacks. At face value it seemed a strange, almost uneven, match up. The New York Yankees had appeared in, and won, four of the last five World Series'.

The Diamondbacks entered the league around the time that New York won the first of their four championships.

Face value, unfortunately meant nothing in this series. The New York Yankees had squeaked into the series after a decidedly off season. They just managed to defeat the Seattle Mariners and the Oakland Athletics in the division and league series'. The Yankees were, arguably, weaker than they had been in six years.

The Diamondbacks breezed through their league championship and brought with them the best one-two pitching combination in thirty years. Curt Schilling and Randy Johnson were literally the two most dominant pitchers in the National League. It almost seems like cheating to have them on the same team.

If hockey fans are having trouble following, picture the 1967 Maple Leaf goaltending twosome of Terry Sawchuck and Johnny Bower. They also had without contest the edge in power hitting with Luis Gonzalez, Matt Williams and others.

The contest seemed biased in favour of the Diamondbacks, at least in the numbers and on the field. If this were any other year, the off-field sentiment would likely also be biased in favour of them.
The Yankees are the team that everyone loves to hate. Their owner, George Steinbrenner, is a detested man.

They have 'bought' their team through free agency, (although, Derek Jeter, their MVP, is home grown). They have such deep pockets that they can simply outbid any smaller market teams competing with them for talent.

On top of all that, they always !@$#! win! I, along with most people I know, have spent every other year cheering for whichever team had the bad luck of facing them.

This was not, however, some other year. This was 2001, the year of the September 11th attacks. New York had suffered an incredible loss.

It seemed only right to throw my support towards them. My head told me that the New York Yankees deserved to win the World Series because the city had suffered so much.

This was a sentiment that I was not alone in having. I saw the effects of it everywhere. There was even a reference on Saturday Night Live to the peculiar phenomenon of those who hate the Yankees coming round to their side.

The Diamondbacks lso should have had a great deal of sentimental support. They had a number of aging veterans (Mark Grace,. Randy Johnson, Curt Schilling and Matt Williams) who had never won a World Series.

And, as mentioned earlier, the Diamondbacks were playing a team that everyone used to hate.

In the end, the series seemed to stack up like this: The Diamondbacks had the advantage in terms of talent and ability, the New York Yankees had the support of a hundred million people who used to hate them.

Talent and ability won in the end. The Yankees made some amazing comebacks and contributed greatly to making the 2001 World Series one of the greatest in history, but the sentimental favourite lost.

The series had some amazing moments. The Yankees came within one out of losing two of the earlier games in the series. They managed to hit a homerun off the Arizona closer, in successive games.

The Yankees couldn't get through the Arizona starting pitchers, so they waited for the relief ones. The Yankees won both these games and that brought the series to a sixth game which Arizona won.

The seventh and deciding game was won when Luis Gonzalez hit a single off Mariano Rivera. Rivera was the Yankees' closer and had a virtually perfect playoff record until that inning.

When the series was over, I was surprisingly un-upset by the Arizona victory. It was as if I had done my duty by supporting the Yankees, and could now take pleasure in the fact that someone had knocked them off their pedestal.

The 2001 World Series was one of the most exciting and provocative sporting events to have occurred in my life. It changed alliances and brought real world sentiment into a world whose rules are usually defined by where you live, (that is, if you live anywhere but New York, you hate the Yankees). Looking back, I am left with one piece of self knowledge, after this year, I will never again cheer for the !@$# Yankees!




The Return of Jarvis Football
By Ryno Sheriff


The volleyball team has begun bumping, passing and spiking; the members of the cross-country team have laced up their running shoes and begun training; the boys' soccer teams are practicing hard; and the girls' basketball team has been busy overpowering their competition.

While having all of these activities back after a brief non-existence, what makes this school year different is that after a long four-year absence, Jarvis has brought back football to the students.

For some Jarvisites the arrival of football has been long overdue. Ricky Ma, a member of the football team has been looking forward to playing on the team for a long time. "There hasn't been a football team here the entire time I've been at Jarvis. It's nice to finally have one," he said.

Practice for the team began near the end of last school year. Light drills were performed to get players into the football mind-frame. More vigorous practices started this year in order to physically and mentally prepare the players for their first game, which was played at the beginning of October against Newtonbrook. Unfortunately, the team suffered a loss in the season opener.

Almost everyday after school, rain or shine, the football team was hard at work. The commitment from the team members was stellar.

Warming up with laps stretching, hurdling pylons, side-stepping through obstacles, the real work begins with drills according to position.

Some players practice blocking and tackling, while others polish their offensive plays. Regardless of the position, hard work is always required.

Along with the football players, Mr. Kreiner and the coaches worked hard on the season. Jarvis also put together a group of cheerleaders who offered their support to the team at their games.

Unfortunately for the team, none of the home games are played at Jarvis. As a result of this, fewer people attended. Next year, Jarvis looks forward to putting together another team and aiming to win.

"I think with a little more practice and organization, our team will be tough to beat," stated Nathan Narumi, a grade 12 student who plays for the team. It was a good first season, and hopes are high for next year.



Sports are Back - But are there too Many?
By Lloyd Coke

Sports are a very important part of many students' high school education. With sports back for the 2001/2002 school year, Jarvis is "vibing" with athletes who want to get back to competing.

There is one important question, however: Is Jarvis Collegiate offering too many sports teams all at the same time? I think so.

An example of sports overcrowding occurring at Jarvis is the fall line-up for the boys' athletic department, which included Junior and Senior Volleyball, Junior and Senior Soccer, Varsity Football, Golf and Cross-country running. These sports have about 119 combined participants.

In an interview with Mr. Kreiner and Mr. Persaud, both teachers in the Boys' PhysicalEducation Department, I was looking to hear their thoughts on the sports budget and sports in general.

Mr. Kreiner said that for all the sports Jarvis is providing, there is not enough money to run each sport at full potential. I think that Mr. Kreiner is absolutely correct about there not being enough money for the sports to be done properly.

I agree with him because I'm a student athlete and have been in situations where my basketball shorts were too tight for my fellow players and me to run up and down the court, hampering our play and not looking like a team from the nineties, but more like a team from the sixties.

Mr. Kreiner continued saying that "to have a successful sports program you need four things: a good number of committed athletes, dedicated coaches, support of administration, an adequate sports budget."

In my eyes Jarvis has the first three and only lacks in the fourth criterion, an adequate sports budget.

If there were a lesser variety of sports provided, then the money that was available would allow for a larger budget for the ones that are still offered.

Mr. Persaud had these words for me when asked if sports were a good thing in schools, "Sports are absolutely a good thing in schools and the more sports provided the better, because the more athletes you get to come out and participate. They also get to develop a well-rounded personality."

On the other hand I spoke to some of the students at Jarvis, and the majority of them said Jarvis had too many sports, and would do better to concentrate on the more popular sports.

I offer this solution: Jarvis could solve the problem by a process of elimination, where team attendance and performance is rated in whatever sport. Then judge whether the sport should remain or not.

The last person I spoke to was the principal Mrs. McKenzie and she told me exactly where the sports money used to come from and where it comes from now.

The money for the school is given to the principal of the school by the provincial government; this amount is roughly $ 379,000. Yes, I know what everyone is saying, that's a lot of money and why does the school say that they have no money.

This money is to be used for many things; textbooks, field trips, gym equipment, library books, and repairs. Then there is the money that is given towards education from the school board, an approximate value of three dollars per student for sports.

At Jarvis there are many things that go on to make the situation worse, like when students feel free to vandalise the washrooms and other parts of the school, when they pull fire alarms, when they decide to damage school property as some did a couple of years ago.

Money that should be spent on programs for students has to be allocated to pay these costs. When students vandalise the school, they take away money that could be put to better use.




Jarvis JargOnline 2001 - 2002: JCEye



The Jarvis Eating Guide
By Kit Rees

Leftovers
By: Kitty Yan


Marking Madness!
By Renata Ancans


Public Schools: Keeping It Real
By Jesse Jenkinson


Sex in the Halls
By Sacha Staples


The Jarvis Eating Guide
By Kit Rees

The students and teachers at Jarvis C.I. have many options of where to eat. The price, convenience (proximity to the school), quality of food and decor of Pizza Pizza, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Baraca Falafel, Mr. Jerk, Johnny "The Hotdog Man", Reither's Fine Foods, and the Jarvis Cafeteria are the nearby restaurants reviewed in this article.

PIZZA PIZZA:
Pizza Pizza is located just east of Church Street on Wellesley, making it the fourth farthest from the school of the restaurants reviewed in this article. Pizza Pizza seems to be second in popularity only to the Jarvis Cafeteria.

The majority of customers buy a slice combo, which includes a bag of chips, a can of pop, a chocolate bar, and a slice of pizza. The cost for this combo starts at about $4. The pizza is nothing special and sometimes it is not baked enough, but the servings are large. Eating conditions in Pizza Pizza are fairly clean and comfortable, but noisy. In warm weather, though, the noise problem is somewhat alleviated as they have a patio.

KFC:
Kentucky Fried Chicken is west of Pizza Pizza on the other side of Church Street. Most people who eat there think that the food is gross. KFC's busiest day is Tuesday, or what is known as "Toonie Tuesday." On this day, there is a special that includes two pieces of chicken (a drumstick and a thigh) and a side order of fries. KFC does not offer any dining accomadations.

BARACA FALAFEL:
Baraca Falafel is the first place you see after crossing Jarvis and Wellesley. This place has been growing in popularity ever since it was first established. Most people agree that the chicken shawarma is of optimum quality.

Nathan Narumi, grade 12, says, "It's good cheap food." The chicken shawarma comes in two sizes: the large serving costs almost six dollars with tax and the smaller version costs just over four. A sandwich is also available, and it is specially priced on Mondays. A popular beverage at Baraca Falafel is Jumbo fruit nectar, which costs $1.60. Tables and chairs in the restaurant are sparse but comfortable.

MR. JERK:
Mr. Jerk can be found by walking from Jarvis about three blocks east along Wellesley. One of the top sellers at Mr. Jerk is their Jerk/Barbecue Chicken and Rice plate.

You get a decent helping for about four dollars. Ammar Javaid, grade 12, says, "It's off the hook, yo!" and Hussan Hashill, also grade 12, says, "It's good, like Chinese food." I'm not quite sure what that meant exactly, but he sounded like he liked it. Mr. Jerk offers minimal customer seating.

THE HOTDOG MAN:
Johnny "The Hotdog Man" stands alongside his hotdog cart on the western edge of the gas station across the street from Jarvis. His hotdogs cost two dollars, and his Italian Sausages cost three dollars. These can be eaten with any or all of the nine toppings ranging from ketchup to sauerkraut. His buns are nothing special. He sells cans of pop for $1.

REITHER'S FINE FOODS:
Reither's Fine Foods, or "The Deli", is located on Church Street, a block south of Wellesley. When you walk into Reither's, you can't help but notice a pleasant fresh smell. This alone is reason enough to eat there. The food quality is excellent, but a bit pricey.

Examples of popular orders include perogies (49 cents each) and made for order sandwiches (averaging at around $4). Michelle Kerr, grade 12, says, "Their pasta is especially good." Reither's offers very little dining space, but the seats face out the window and are fairly comfortable, and there is a patio.

CAFETERIA:
More Jarvisites eat at the Cafeteria than anywhere else. The food is fairly pricey and there is not much variety in what you can buy. A typical meal is a chicken burger with fries costing about $3.75. If you have a period X lunch, as most do, it is really loud. Also the food quality isn't that good, except for the fries, which have made a vast improvement.

For those few students who have a double lunch, going to Pizza Hut and Golden Griddle are also options. Both are located on Carleton, between Yonge and Church streets.

Pizza Hut offers an all-you-can-eat lunch buffet for six dollars. Golden Griddle also offers a similar deal on Tuesdays, when you can eat all the buttermilk pancakes you want for only $3! Both these restaurants offer comfortable eating conditions.

Other notable mentions of places to eat include McDonalds, Macs, Mr. Sub, and Subway, but the places I mentioned are, in my opinion, the best overall.

HAPPY EATING!




Leftovers
By: Kitty Yan


Are you sinister? Gauche? Maladroit? Linkish? No, I'm not asking if you're clumsy, evil or awkward. I'm asking if you are left-handed. In Latin, sinister translates as being left-handed. At least 1 in 10 Jarvisites are.

Throughout history, there has been prejudice and discrimination against left-handers. The Catholic Church believed that left-handed people were servants of the devil.

In Matthew 6:3 of the Bible, it says that Jesus told his followers to do charitable things, to "not let thy left hand know what thy right hand doeth."

Teachers and parents would scold and force children to write with their right hand by tying the other behind their back.

"I used to be left-handed," says a Grade 12 female student, who wishes to remain anonymous. "My teacher told me to switch to my right hand. It was more generally accepted."

Discrimination against left-handers continues to this day. Usually it is not intentional, but more from the ignorance or lack of awareness about it.

Being left-handed is not a disability, but more of a drawback because we live in a world that is only made up of 10% lefties. Southpaws (which comes from the baseball term for left-handed pitchers) encounter difficulties in daily life that right-handers don't fully appreciate.

In Jarvis Collegiate, sports equipment, computers (the numeric keypad on the keyboard and the mouse), telephones, locks, locker doors, textbooks, and the tiny folding desks in the Vocal class are all designed for students who are right-handed.

"The binder rings block my way of writing," complains Christine Katryan, Grade 12. "I'm forced to write in a crooked position." In the western languages, the sentences are written across from left to right.

"Everyone knows when I've been writing, because the ink smudges and leaves a mark on my hand," notes another Grade 12, Rose Tai. "Scissors are sometimes a problem, too."

When cutting a piece of paper, the blade of the scissors is perfectly parallel to the line. However, in the hand of a southpaw, the upper blade blocks the view of the line, causing an uneven cut. Sometimes the paper bends out of shape and doesn't even get snipped, which can be frustrating.

A student in his 4th year at Jarvis says that "bumping elbows with right-handers sitting beside me can be annoying."

Fortunately, being a lefty had some advantages. Our brains are divided into two hemispheres with one dominat-ing the other, according to www.left-handersday.com. Each side has its own personality, skills and way of thinking. If the left sides dominates you are right-handed. This is the Linear Thinking Mode, which controls speech, language, reading, writing, logic, thinking, mathematics, science, and worrying about time. The Right Hemisphere is the Holistic Thinking Mode, which controls music, art, creativity, 3D perception, emotions, genius, tone of voice, information processing and understanding patterns and complex relationships that are not logical or exactly defined.

Mirror writing (which is writing backwards) is usually easier for left-handers to do (think Leonardo Da Vinci and Lewis Carrol). "I make checkmarks backwards because it's must more natural for me," says Christine.

People with the right hemisphere dominating have a great sense of humour, and are intuitive and imaginative. Creativity, an important talent in left-handers, is considered to have no relation with language or any intellectual skills linked to traditional book learning. Graphic designer M.C. Escher (best known for his spatial illusions) was left-handed.

Researchers say that lefties are 'disproportionately over-represented in the ranks of genius and celebrity'. According to the Left-Hander's Handbook, lefties are twice as likely to enter Mensa (the high I.Q. society). Four of the five original designers of Macintosh computers were left-handed; 40% of the top pros in tennis and 1 in 4 Apollo astronauts were left-handed, too.

Many go into creative professions such as music, art and writing. Southpaws usually excel in things involving hand-to-eye co-ordination like tennis, baseball and fencing. They also adjust easier to seeing underwater. Maybe that's why swimmer Mark Spitz won 7 gold medals in the Olympics.

So, what's so distinct about being a leftie?

"I stand out," says Christine, smiling. "Not a lot of people can say they're left-handed."

Rose agrees. "When someone asks who is a lefty, my hand is the only one that goes up. It makes me feel happy."



Marking Madness!
By Renata Ancans

You have slaved away on an essay about the ever-so-boring book you were required to read in English class, and believe that this will be the assignment that will show your teacher what you are made of.

You think he/she will spend hours on end looking over your essay, studying it for mistakes and then realise what a perfect specimen of the English language you have turned out, and return it to you with a gleaming 'A'. But have you ever gotten a less than spectacular mark for such an amazing piece of writing?

If so, this may put an end to your sleepless nights by giving you some hints as to why teachers mark the way they do, and maybe give you an appreciation for the time and effort that goes into each essay they mark. What's that you say? You don't believe me? Well who better to give you an insider look into marking essays than the daughter of an English teacher? Please, read on.

One of the most difficult papers to write is the English essay. Besides the obvious spelling and grammar mistakes, why do some students get horrible marks? What is the criteria for an English essay?

I posed this question to the head of the English department, Mr. Caldwell. "There has to be a main idea and it has to be made clear from the introduction onwards and every paragraph should develop further from that main idea. The paragraphs have to be well organised, beginning with a general idea followed by clear examples and closing with a an overview of that idea."

But can you use this criteria to write your World Religions paper due next week? Ms. Beaudry, a history teacher and guidance counsellor expects something a little different from her students.

"Most of the essays in the History department ask for an argument and finding evidence to support that argument. The criteria that we look at is a student's ability to make an argument and defend that argument. We want them to really connect the points to the thesis and we want students to use a variety of resources, not just one."

So be careful kiddies; make sure you follow the criteria that the teacher gives you in class for the particular assignment. If in doubt it's never a bad idea to ask the teacher what he or she expects of you.

Now that what the teachers want is out of the way, it's time for some enlightenment as to how teachers go about marking these essays. I know I have always wondered if teachers organise the essays in a certain order. Do they mark the papers of good students first and then compare the rest to those papers?

Some teachers admit to doing this, but not for a standard by which to mark the other papers. Mrs. Finlay, a history teacher, explained, "Yes, I'll pull some students that are usually good students and usually read their papers first. I don't put them in any sort of order where I put who I think is a weak student at the end. Often I'll put a good student at the end so I'll finish on a high note. I mark some good students' papers first to see if they got what the assignment was about."

Mr. Caldwell said something similar, "I usually pick a couple of students that have done well in the past, look at their papers, and see if I'm going to have a nasty surprise here, because if that's the case, I have to ask myself, 'Was I as clear in my instructions as I should have been? How likely is it that my best students will suddenly become stupid or let me down?' But that doesn't mean that I have it in my mind that once a student does well they will always do well, or that a student who starts out weak will always be a weak student. I'm always prepared to be surprised, pleasantly or unpleasantly."

With Ms. Beaudry this isn't the case. She doesn't put them in any particular order before starting to mark. A lot of students hand in a an essay and expect to get it back marked and full of suggestions the next day. Now, all teachers know that that is an unreasonable demand, but students don't know just how long it takes for a teacher to mark their papers.

Generally, for a major essay, teachers will spend 20-30 minutes per essay. If two classes were assigned this essay, and there are about 25 students in each class, it would take almost 21 hours to mark all of them.

So next time you hand in an essay, be kind to your teachers and don't nag them about how long it's taking them to hand it back. Well, I suppose they could stop assigning essays, but then that would be too easy, wouldn't it?

I asked the teachers if they could describe the oddest essay they have ever marked and, well, they do remember those bad paper. The worst paper Mrs. Finlay can recall is when a student handed in his sibling's paper from four years before, even though the question had changed.

Mr. Caldwell recalled when a student handed in a paper that changed font, type size and margins every paragraph. It was a cut and paste job from the Internet and at one point near the end, a Google search string was pasted into the essay. All right guys, I don't know any of you who do that, but my advice is, teachers figure that sort of stuff out, so don't do it.

Now of course comes the helpful part. It's time for me to give you hints on what really bothers your teachers. Some common pet peeves that teachers have are :
  1. Not double-spacing
  2. Not proof-reading errors
  3. The 'its' and 'it's' mistake
  4. Students being too lazy to check for homonyms
  5. The impatience of students when waiting for their essays to be returned
  6. The lack of argument in an essay and instead a description of what they (the student) think is interesting
Hopefully you will have read this article instead of flipping by it, saying "Essays? BOOOOR-ING!" and gotten some useful information and insight into the world of essay marking. Please remember to be nice to your teachers when waiting for a paper to be returned. After all, your grade is in their hands. Perhaps some of these tips can improve your essays and you can get that nice shiny 'A'! Wait, can a grade be shiny?




Public Schools: Keeping It Real
By Jesse Jenkinson


Public versus private education is a hot topic in Ontario these days. The discussion tends to degenerate into a battle between two stereotypes: coddled private school kids taught by eccentric and over-qualified Ph.D. candidates hiding out from the real academic world, versus inner city toughs being yelled at by once idealistic leftists now barely in control.

In my case the comparison didn't work out quite like this. I spent the last five years attending The Linden School, a small private school for girls that focuses on women's issues, and transferred to Jarvis Collegiate Institute, a well-respected downtown public school, last September. In my experience neither the images of the private nor public schools have proven true...for the most part.

The Linden School is best known for its feminist political stance. The school's political ideas are evident in many aspects of the school. Its small class sizes and group learning are a part of its original conception.

The idea was to make young women feel comfortable in a class environment so that boys would no longer be the dominant force in the classroom. It is an environment where young women, as we were NOT called "girls", can prosper. Though it sounds like a dream-come-true to new feminists, it was not all it's cracked up to be.

The Linden School, instead of feeling like a nourishing, encouraging environment, felt like a warped prison.

We were being brainwashed to become underarm-hair-growing, bra-burning radical feminists and anyone who didn't fall into this category, or fell just short of it, felt the repercussions of their decision. People were treated differently by teachers and principals, as there were two co-principals, alike.

"The principals asked me to leave the school. They said I wasn't the 'type' of person who works well in that kind of school. Basically, I wasn't political enough to fit into the image they had of the kind of students that they should be producing. I didn't give them a good reputation," says one former Linden student.

Though Linden had an oppressive educational environment - they had strict ideas that everyone must be politically-minded and people who didn't fit into this notion felt less favored by the teachers and not as respected by the principals,- the students were much more politically and socially aware than many other private school kids from some of the higher-class private schools that are out there.

The courses studied were the same as in other schools, but we studied them more extensively, researching all points of view and learning of movements, such as the gay and lesbian movement, that many other private schools don't look at.

Though I attended an alternative private school, I still had many friends in the higher-class private schools, such as Havergal College, Upper Canada College, and Royal St. George's College. I had always noticed the difference in how we viewed many things outside of school life, such as stereotypes, politics, multiculturalism and such. I remember when I told them that I was going to Jarvis, they were shocked.

"You mean... downtown? Isn't that school really 'ghetto'?" Pardon me? I couldn't believe that all of the stereotypes about private school students were proving themselves a little more than stereotypical in front of my very eyes.

One person even had the nerve to ask me if I had to go through metal detectors, like I was going to the school from the Hollywood film "Save the Last Dance."

Another preconception held by some of these people was that since I wore such brands as Baby Phat and Parasuco, or didn't dress strictly in GAP or Banana Republic, that I "wanted to be black." This only infuriated me because they had limited an entire race of people down to a style of clothing. Plus, I was well aware of the fact that I was white; how could I not be? I don't see those people anymore. Their narrow-mindedness was aggravating.

I suppose this would be the main reason why I prefer Jarvis to my previous school as well as other private schools. The people at Jarvis have a higher tolerance for diversity. People don't seem to be labeled if they don't dress, act or engage in the same activities as the majority. I notice that everyone has many friends who are completely different from one another and have their own identities.

"I noticed that a lot of private school kids all look the same. I mean I went to a party hosted by UCC and I couldn't tell one person apart from the other. All of the guys were wearing khakis with a button-down shirt and white t-shirt while the girls were wearing jeans, platform boots and GAP tank-tops. I kid you not. I didn't see anyone dressed differently," says a 17 year old male Jarvis student.

"I thank the Lord each day that I never went to a private school, because I value my own identity and relish in the fact that I have my own style, opinions and attitude."

Students in public schools grow up learning that there is a world beyond what we know and are used to. The interaction between people of different races and cultures is also greater. There is more multiculturalism in public schools and therefore it is a better life learning experience.

Students learn to be more tolerant of other cultures as well learn how to interact with people who aren't exactly the same as them; this is what life will be like for the rest of our lives. We will always have to mix with people, and learning this at a young age helps the transition from high school to the real world.

Though public school education has definitely taken a beating from Mr. Mike Harris, there is no question that to become a well-rounded person who is tolerant and accepting, which is exactly what our society needs, public school is the way to go.


Sex in the Halls
By Sacha Staples
Throughout high school, school is usually not the top priority on people's lists. For most people the top priority is meeting other "desirable" people of the opposite or same sex; dating and possibly putting together some sort of relationship. Many students go through these high school years meeting a variety of other people their own age, and are in the constant search for a soul-mate, a date-mate, and usually, a "mac"-mate.

Many of my own friends are invested in meaningful, serious, exclusive, committed and loving relationships. I also have a lot of friends who meet tons of different people, go out on numerous dates, and well… you know. Then there are also the single friends, who are either in love with being single, or disgusted with not having a mate.

I don't think there is any one right or wrong relationship to be in, as long as you're happy and you are having a good time being with the other person. However, there are possible dangers in the two extremes of relationships.

For example, when in a serious relationship that has been going on for a long time, there is always the fear of being labeled "the married couple" among your group of friends. You know the kind, the ones that have the arguments that sound strangely familiar to the ones your parents have, the ones that have the cellphone answering machines:

"You've reached Sally and Joe's cell, leave a message", and the constant talks of what they are going to name their 8 children. Sound good? Maybe it does, but to me it sounds a little boring, a little too routine.

On the other hand, there's the other extreme… This is known, in my mind, as the "player" status. Guys and girls going around, meeting tons of people, messing around and generally having a good time; the only danger in this "lifestyle" is that you shouldn't involve too many emotions because that is how you get hurt, and it is easy to get hurt.

Therefore, neither extreme is good, but I would prefer a happy medium, a balance.

There are so many issues surrounding dating and relationships for people our age that it seems impossible to stop talking about it lately. For instance, sex, commitment, cheating, being dumped, being adored, raw animal impulses: sounds like the makings of a good soap opera.

I was curious to see what some of my peers thought of some of these issues, so I asked them. They all wanted to remain anonymous. I asked Bethany, who has been with her boyfriend for 9 months, if it was hard to stay faithful and committed to that person; she said, "No, because if you truly care for that person you shouldn't want to be with anyone else, and if you are wanting to be with other people, you shouldn't be committed to someone in the first place."

This is all well and good for the mature and responsible teen, but there are many outlooks held by other teens that have a much more playing-the-field ring to them.

For instance, when talking to Sarah I asked her the same question I did Bethany, and she replied, "I never stay committed to any one guy. Why should I? I'm young, I want to go out and meet as many people as I can…. Yes, I've cheated on my boyfriends; I'm a player, not a slut. There are such things as girl players; there are not many, but guys, you better watch out for them." This is definitely a different outlook, not necessarily good or bad; it all depends on what type of relationship you want.

In my own opinion, I feel as though relationships are either getting very serious or they are very loose. Either you have to be completely faithful and feel as though you're married to your mate, or you are seeing so many different people you can't even keep them all straight. When asking Bethany if she thought relationships were getting more serious she said that it depended on the people in the relationship and what you wanted.

When I asked Jason, an 18 year old male currently in a relationship if relationships in general were getting more serious, he replied, "Hell no! If anything it's the complete opposite! Most guys, well guys that I know, want to use the girl as often and as much as they can for their own physical benefits and then leave." Or as a one other male so eloquently put it, "Beat it, and then bounce!"

However, there are many gender stereotypes of how guys and girls are "supposed" to act in relationships. Guys are supposed to be the insensitive players who should get as many girls as they can, whereas girls are the emotional, commitment-seekers who can only be with one man.

If guys succeed at their stereotype they are labeled a player; if they don't they are labeled "whipped". If girls succeed at their stereotype they are considered good and innocent, and if they don't they are labeled a slut.

Unfortunately it is so hard to break these stereotypes for they are ingrained in us from the media, society, and especially our peers.

Regardless of what you yourself are looking for in a relationship, chances are there are always people who are looking for the same things as you. Whether you want serious or casual, search, and you will find someone else who wants the same things.

However, remember that neither extreme is perfect. You never want to be too committed to appear to the rest of the world that you are married, but you don't want to be too casual because you may miss out on a caring relationship and risk getting hurt.

My advice is to try and find a happy medium, but always remember that relationships should always be fun, especially at this age.


Jarvis JargOnline 2001 - 2002: News Articles


First Nations People in an Urban Environment
By Skyler Longboat

Does Jarvis Hate?

By Melinda Maldonado

Peer Leaders at Jarvis: a lost cause?

By Molly Gardner

University Rankings
By Tema Smith

Semi-Formals only Semi-Successful
By Kate Ranachan

Jargon News Shorts

Sink or Swim?
By: Ana Saravolac





First Nations People in an Urban Environment
By Skyler Longboat

First Nations people living in Toronto have different views on what it means to be Native in the city. From Native youth living on the streets, "Racism" and "discrimination"are two words that you often hear.

"People discriminate against me because I'm Native and I live on the streets," says Rob who is 20 years old. He feels that when you walk down some streets in Toronto there are many Native people begging for money. This, Rob says, leads to a poor image of First Nations' people.

Of course, many of the problems facing less fortunate Natives can be traced back to what went on in the past. Government policies and residential schools confined Natives to reserves and prevented them from practicing their religion. This made many Native people ashamed of themselves.

"I used to be ashamed of saying I was native when asked my nationality," says Amy who lives downtown. She says what she observed when she was younger and what she was taught by society made her feel ashamed of her culture.

Nowadays, a lot of Native youth and adults are bringing our culture together and making it stronger. There is still the problem with the homelessness but this is a problem of all cultures in the city of Toronto and not just Native people.

It is also true that this urban environment provides more opportunity for First Nations youth to receive an excellent education. Jarvis's Native Learning Centre, part of Native Child and Family services, provides math, and English courses to about 25 urban teens.

Some feel that traditional culture is lost in the city and that Native people have to gain it back for us to be stronger. In the city, First Nations' people cannot live the way they used to live.

Hunting and making their own clothes cannot be done anymore. We must adapt to what we have and grow stronger. Elders and community workers preserve the traditions and stories, while preparing youth for professions and work apprenticeships.

"Governments don't pay much attention to us," is what one of the Native students said who currently attends the NLC, which is a Jarvis alternative program.

The government does not want Native people to feel they can move forward and they

don't want to live up to the responsibilities that they have to Native people, such as land rights. Now they want to make changes to the Indian Act which outlines our rights as Native Peoples.

There is a lot of good that comes out of living in the city. Opportunity for education and training in different fields is greater in Toronto, a chance for Native people to come together and work together in one place and not fight or argue.

"The culture is stronger here," says Steve who has been a youth worker in the city for six years. He feels that in the city there is more opportunity to be traditional and learn more.

This is true. From my experience I never started learning my Cree culture until I moved to the city.


Does Jarvis Hate?
By Melinda Maldonado
Every 6 minutes, according to a Saturday Night magazine article, a gay or bisexual male teen in North America attempts suicide. There are so many factors that contribute to depression and suicide that it's hard to pinpoint what the main ones are. Was it their culture? Was it their family? Was it teasing at school? When statistics are so high for a particular group, you have to wonder how accepting the people around them are.

If you're a teenager you spend at least 30 hours a week at school. Because the time at school is such a large chunk of life, it is necessary to look at how the school environment is affecting these young people. School and peer interactions play a huge part in creating suicidal thoughts.

A 2000 (New England) study of homosexual teens found that young men were more likely than young women to be targeted for verbal abuse, and 46% of participants overall stated they had been verbally abused.

Thirteen percent of participants had been physically abused. Almost 70% of the abuse disclosed had taken place at school, which means that school is a more violent place for these young people than the streets.

Imagine you realize one day that you feel attracted to the girl beside you in math. You notice the way she twiddles with her pencil and imagine what her breath would feel like, up close. The only thing is, you also are a girl, and you never expected that you would feel this way. "That's so gay!" "He's the biggest fag ever." "She's so butch and manly." "Dyke!"

Comments like these are heard too often throughout the halls of our school. In the JCI girls' washrooms there has been graffiti attacking girls known to be lesbian, giving out their phone numbers and exposing them.

Although one comment may seem harmless when examined as an isolated incident, it can cut deep for a teen struggling with their sexuality.

One of the most common examples is calling things'gay'. Words like these originate from a prejudiced place and send out the message that being gay is bad.

"It is such an undercurrent that they don't realize it's wrong. It's been tapped into our brains that it's okay to do it [make rude comments]," says one male OAC student. Guidance counselor Ms. Fricker compares this type of 'systemic' homophobia to systemic racism; that it is built into the structure of the system and part of the culture.

She goes on to say that, "Students have come to me with pain and fear that they might be gay, and that once they did come out, their friends would withdraw." Why? Because their friends carelessly toss out jokes that do a lot of harm.

"I am sure that if JCI was given a survey that asked, 'Do you hate gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgendered (GLBT) people; do you think they should be hurt, they would say absolutely not. But they still make comments," says Ms. Fricker.

There is the worn-out statement that people are homophobic when they are worried that they are gay or lesbian themselves: imagine Billy-Bob, the hormonally charged youngster who wants to affirm his manliness by making fun of gay guys.

"If young guys see a gay guy looking at them they run away," says Ben Clarke, a former Jarvis student. Asma Desai, a female OAC student says, "It's not even about words. I think it is just a mentality. I think it is a kind of insecurity.

"There are heterosexuals who say nothing, and then there are the ones who are rude and are really blunt about it. They may be struggling with their own sexuality, like they are trying to defend their manliness and cover up something else, especially if they are being very overt about it."

What do some students think of the JCI atmosphere? A female Grade 12 student says, "I think Jarvis is homophobic, basically. In terms of sexuality I don't think we [Jarvis] are very open. I think the administration is as open as a politically correct school should be, but you can tell that they aren't too comfortable with it."

"Since we got here in Grade Nine, I think this school has gotten more homophobic, not less," says Kate Ranachan, an OAC student.

"Oh, come on! Think of an Arts school where people run down the hallway, flaming in bright colours with a feather boa and it's normal, and then look at Jarvis," says a male Grade 12 student. "I think Jarvis has a long way to go before you can call it accepting."

It is true that in a recent assembly where bullying was mentioned, attacks on sexuality were not brought up. But not many specifics were listed in this assembly so it would be unfair to single this out. But do GBLT students at Jarvis feel safe to come out? Is there even a remotely supportive environment here?

People are afraid to tell their peers to stop the name-calling because people could call them gay for standing up for gay rights. It is important to become aware of the comments we make. 1 in 10 people are estimated to be gay, lesbian or bisexual and according to some sources, that is too small a number. Where are these people? They are afraid to come out because they don't see a safe, gay-positive environment in our school. Or maybe their parents' culture is not accepting.

Students from a few different cultural backgrounds were posed with the question of what their culture's attitude towards homosexuality is and what would happen to someone if they came out to their family.

"I'm part of the first Canadian-born generation in my family," says Jackson Li,18, a student of Chinese background.

"If someone came out as gay or lesbian the parents would probably force their child to change their name. They don't want the family's name to get a bad reputation." What about Sri Lanka? Venthuran Vathsalan, 18, says, "The people who have been here for a long time are more accepting. When people first arrive, they make jokes because they are shy and uncomfortable [with homosexuality]. If a child tells their parents that they are [gay or lesbian of bisexual] then the parents would probably lose all contact with the child forever, they wouldn't want to see them. The parents are concerned with the family keeping an image of being respectable and have the man-and-wife-mentality. They encourage young children to grow up straight."

"It would be frowned upon. I am not too sure of the cultural attitude but I assume that they would treat it like a family secret and not discuss it with the child or relatives," says a male student who was born in Trinidad.

"If you see two men holding hands here, everyone on the streets will yell at them and throw things. I think the parents would kick [them] out of the house," says Lorena Falconi, a friend who lives in Ecuador. "People don't approve of it, they say it is against the church."

A 2001 Quebec-area study reported that 36% of gay or bisexual males would attempt suicide at some point in their lives. This is happening to people at our school, too. "I have talked to some [GLBT] kids who said at times they might kill themselves," said Ms. Fricker. Change doesn't happen overnight, but you can start by discontinuing the use of derogatory slang, and stopping gossip about our peers' sexual orientation. You could end up saving a life.



Peer Leaders at Jarvis: a lost cause?
By Molly Gardner


Do you remember your peer leaders in grade nine? You know, the ones that talked to you on the first day of school when you felt totally lost, and like a complete outsider to the whole highschool world? How important were they to you?

With the advent of the new provincial curriculum introducing T.A.P (Teacher Advisor Program) the role of the Peer Leader at Jarvis has changed, and there are far fewer senior students willing to do the job.

Peer leaders originated as a student-led group of about 80 students called "SOS" - Students for Students. These volunteers met with grade 9 homeforms for the first week of September and conducted group activites with the intention of making grade nines feel more comfortable at Jarvis.

Sally Jordan, the current Head of Guidance, a newcomer to Jarvis at the time, decided to use the students' initiative to start a peer counselling group in connection with the Guidance Department. A group of 30 students voluntarily met for six months weekly at 8:oo AM to train in active listening and decision-making skills. The intention was to have a group of senior students who were able to meet one-on -one with grade nines that needed someone to talk to. Unfortunately, when the peers were ready to go, and the " Request for Interview" boxes were set up in the Guidance office, very few grade nines requested meetings.

After that honorable attempt, the Peer Leaders formed, doing variations on what SOS had done in the past. They became involved with various grade nine initiatives including sitting in on 40 minute class meetings after lunch (which were not popular with students or peers) and later, information sessions where peers visited homeforms once in a while discussing school issues like exam preparation or students' rights and responsibilities, etc. Training, however, which at one point consisted of off site trips to former Education Offices diminished due to Guidance Department staff cutbacks and time constraints. At one point Peers were interviewed when applying for the program but that was also eliminated.

Three years ago, Peers became involved in TAP when it was introduced by the provincial government as a new advisory program.

Bi-weekly T.A.P sessions , like the previous 40 minute lunch meetings were teacher run and required a greater time commitment from Peers. Senior students became far less interested in being involved in the program having to forgo their late 9:50 AM starts times on Wednesday mornings. Some peer leaders felt the time they volunteered

was not paying off due to the teacher's leadership. "The teacher took control so I wasn't needed," remembers Darryl Spencer an OAC student who was a Peer Leader two years ago.

"She [the teacher] did most of the talking so I didn't get to know the students," remarked Ainy Zahid, another OAC student who decided not to continue as a Peer Leader this year. Of the peers who continued with the program many were late or did not attend TAP sessions regularly. The presence of peer leaders in TAP groups became controversial among teachers and some were reluctant for peer leader support the fallowing year.

This year there are 40 students in the Peer Program; however, there are only 15 (half the number of last year) involved with grade 9 TAP groups. Ms. Jordan has decided to make peer involvement in TAP voluntary, hoping that students really wanting to be a part of TAP would be more reliable and dedicated to the sessions. Peers participate in other student support activities like peer tutoring, the collating of the whole school survey, grade eight visits and the Welcome Breakfast, but the connection they once provided to grade nine students has been significantly reduced.

What does this mean to Jarvis ? Do grade nines really want or need Peer Leaders? Emily MacLaurin-King an OAC student, and a present peer leader, feels that the senior-junior connection in TAP is important for all Jarvis students and the atmosphere of the school as a whole. "Many grade nine students don't get the chance to interact with students in other grades unless they decide to participate in team sports or clubs. For some junior students, the peer influence is really important , and it encourages them to get involved in the school themselves."

If peers are feeling frustrated by voluntarily coming in early for TAP and then not being used to their full potential, maybe they should only attend certain sessions geared specifically to being led by peers, more like the model used in homeforms several years ago. Ms. Jordan feels that an effective Peer Leader program needs regular contact between peers and younger students. "It's finding a way to make that happen which poses the particular challenge."

Jordan describes that ultimately there is a need for greater student initiative and enthusiasm, "All in all the program needs an injection of energy and new ideas."



University Rankings
By Tema Smith


For the graduating class of 2002, it is time to apply for university. The choices of schools are so vast that many students do not even know where to start. Some turn to the advice of teachers, guidance counselors, adults in their lives, and peers, while others opt to get information from magazines and books.

Maclean's magazine is well aware of the need to help with these choices and each year, it publishes its annual rankings of Canadian universities in the middle of November. Students across the country snatch up copies of the special issue, which remains on display until the beginning of January and sells for $4.95 plus tax. Others take the extra step and get the full Maclean's Guide to Canadian Universities & Colleges, which costs $16.95 plus tax. Both the magazine and the guide, however, present rankings that can be misleading to students who take them as fact.

The rankings categorize universities in three basic ways - primarily undergraduate, or universities with a large focus on undergraduate education with few or no graduate programs of professional schools; comprehensive, which includes universities with significant research activity and a wide range of activity of programs at all levels; and finally, medical-doctoral, which offer a broad selection of Ph.D. programs and research, as well as a medical school.

Criteria include the student body - their marks, their place of permanent residence, the graduation rates, and national academic awards; the faculty - their level of education, national awards, and success at securing grants; the operating budget; scholarship and bursary funds; library resources; and class sizes. Schools with fewer than 1000 students or strictly religious or specialized missions are not ranked.

The Maclean's rankings leave room to be highly subjective, however. Twenty percent of the final ranking is made up of the "Reputation" category.

Five percent comes as fact - how much financial support is received from alumni - but the other fifteen comes from a survey sent out to 7255 individuals in the country. No information is provided as to who receives these surveys.

The people asked to rank universities according to reputation must place them in three categories: highest quality, most innovative, and leaders of tomorrow. The best overall reputation is taken as a sum of those scores.

Results of the reputational surveys tend to be different from those in the overall anking. In the primarily undergraduate category, the top five reputational winners were (in order) Acadia, Ryerson, Mount Allison, Laurier, and St. Francis Xavier.

However, the overall ranking placed Mount Allison first, followed by St. Francis Xavier, Trent, Acadia, and Winnipeg. Laurier came in 7th, and Ryerson was almost at the bottom, placing 19th.

The top places in the medical-doctoral category are almost always reserved for the large Canadian universities. This year's top five were U of T, UBC, Queen's, McGill, and Alberta. Smaller universities in this group almost always place toward the bottom of the list. French-speaking universities aside from l'Universite de Montreal usually place far down as well.

This year, the University of Ottawa (a bilingual school), l'Universite Laval, and l'Universite Sherbrooke (both entirely French-speaking schools) all placed in the bottom five spots - Ottawa in 10th, Laval in 12th, and Sherbrooke in 14th. These very universities, however, have average entrance grades in the top half of all Canadian schools, Ottawa being the lowest with an average grade of 82.4%. These universities, however, lose out to those who are better known to the public as demonstrated in the results of the reputational survey.

The Maclean's rankings are misleading to students who look to them as what is fact about the quality of schools. Based on traditional methods of evaluating the quality of educational institutions and sheer public opinion, there is much room for subjectivity and even inaccuracy in the results.

They should not be relied upon alone when making the choice of which universities a student should apply, but rather as just another opinion, which is as good as what a teacher, peer, adult, guidance counselor, or anyone else who shares their thoughts might have to say.


Semi-Formals only Semi-Successful
By Kate Ranachan
When the Jarvis Student Council planned the first semi-formal of the year for November 30th, they thought they had covered every detail. The club and DJ were booked and posters were put up throughout the school, advertising the event. What they didn't expect was the lack of response from the students.

On November 29th, a decision was made by the administration to cancel the semi-formal due to low ticket sales. Principal Mrs. McKenzie elaborated on this point saying, "There weren't enough tickets sold. When you want to run a dance, you rent a hall, have refreshments, book a DJ and price the tickets accordingly. It is not the Student Council's job to subsidise dances when not enough tickets are sold."

Neena Nayyar, the Student Council President had this to say about the semi-formal's cancellation, " I was disappointed that it [the semi-formal] didn't happen. Disappointed because, in previous years, semi-formals were a way of socialising with school people outside of school."

The sluggish tickets sales came as quite a shock considering that in previous years Jarvis semi-formals had been quite popular. It was not uncommon to have a couple of hundred Jarvis students dancing the night away. However, a number of new factors have contributed to a lack of interest in the semi-formal.

OAC student James Harnum explains, "The semi-formal is something that is not attractive to people who can smoke and drink on the weekend. And then you have all those people who can't or don't want to attend the semi-formal for cultural or personal reasons."

James's sentiments were reiterated by many of the students I talked to. Many people believe that the increasing popularity of all-ages clubs have contributed to dwindling interest in the semi-formal. This is because before all-ages clubs, the semi-formal was one of the only opportunities that teenagers had to dress up and go dancing in a club atmosphere.

Now, with all-ages clubs, students who enjoy the scene can enjoy it every weekend as opposed to only the two or three times a year that there is a semi-formal. All-ages clubs also allow students to smoke and drink (if students possess fake ID), which are both strictly forbidden at Jarvis Semi-Formals.

Darryl Spencer, the Student Council Vice-President, when talking about the cancellation of the first semi-formal said, "It is a sign of the changing demographics of the school. Fewer and fewer students want to attend semi-formals." Jarvis's demographic has changed over the past few years from a group of students who enjoyed semi-formals to a group of students who are more interested in doing other things, but this change should not be seen as a failure.

It is not the Student Council's fault that fewer people are interested in attending the semi-formal. Neena Nayyar summed it up when she said, "There is only so much we can do as a Student Council if people aren't interested in the Semi-Formal."

Kathleen Trotter, an OAC student, was disappointed when the first semi-formal was cancelled. "I was disappointed because it's my final year at Jarvis and the semi-formal provides an opportunity for me to hang out with people from school that I won't ever see again after this year." Many OAC students have been pushing hard for the semi-formal to happen for the same reason.

The breakdown in the relationship between the senior grades and the nine and tens is another reason given for the low ticket sales. The two younger grades, intimidated by the senior grades, feel excluded from the semi-formal. This is not the case. The semi-formal is open to students of every grade.

After the cancellation of the first semi-formal, the Student Council was given a second chance. A new date of December 7th was set for the semi-formal and the Student Council began to aggressively promote the event. Unfortunately, tickets sales for this second date again lagged, raising even more questions about the importance of having semi-formals.

Darryl expressed the council's frustration when he said, " We put a lot of effort into planning and promoting the semi-formal."

It looked as if once again the semi-formal would be cancelled, but a flurry of last-minute buyers saved it. However, even with these last-minute buyers, the numbers for this semi-formal lagged far behind the numbers attained in previous years.

Many students expressed relief that the second semi-formal was going to happen fearing that a second cancellation would kill off any interest that remained in having semi-formals.

However, we must still look critically at the state of the semi-formal at Jarvis, despite the semi-formal going ahead. Clearly most of the student body is uninterested in such school events and therefore we must begin to plan events that more members of the student body can participate in. Events like Fallfest or Coffee House, two smaller events that proved to be quite popular, may be the solution.

Maybe the problem is that semi-formals are outdated. Many other schools have run into the same problem as Jarvis, with their semi-formal ticket sales much lower than in previous years.

People's interests have changed and school events must begin to reflect that change. Semi-formals aren't for everyone or as Raki Singh, an OAC student said, "What am I going to do there? Dance?"




JARGON NEWS SHORTS

What Is PLAR?
PLAR stands for Prior Learning Assessment and Recognition. It is a program that allows students to obtain credits toward their Ontario Secondary School Diploma for skills and knowledge they have gathered outside the classroom.

To earn the credits the student must demonstrate the skills and knowledge in "challenges" or formal tests and activities during the summer. The challenges can take up to 20 hours during summer school and do not include any teaching component.

A student can receive up to four credits maximum from PLAR and two credits in one subject or field of study. Certain types of technological, multi-credit, and co-op courses are not included.

To apply for PLAR, students must contact the Guidance Office and initiate the process. Students must also submit evidence to show they do indeed have the skills. Evidence includes samples of relevent work like a portfolio. Unsuccessful challenges for Grade Eleven and Twelve courses will result in full disclosure. Applications for the program will be available in Guidance by March 27, 2002.

LEEP
The Learning Enhancement Program (LEEP) is a special fund to improve common areas in high schools, like halls, lockers and libraries. Jarvis has been chosen as one of the schools that will benefit from this program. Jarvis will get a share of $50,000, which will be divided among three schools. Mrs. McKenzie is hoping to get more lockers painted.




Sink or Swim?
By: Ana Saravolac



The Toronto District School Board's finance committee is responsible for reaching a decision about whether swimming in Toronto's 85 pools will sink or swim. Due to Bill 160, the 85 pools, which are owned by the Board are threatened with closure because the bill does not allow funding for non-classroom expenses, which pools are considered.

"We are not funding community programs. We are focusing on curriculum, on education. That has been and is to be our priority," said Minister of Education, Janet Ecker.

Currently the Board spends approximately $12 million annually to maintain its pools, but must cut $88.4 million due to the Board's budget shortfall for the year 2001-02.

"If pools are not closed, we will be cutting music programs or computer purchases," says Irene Atkinson, Chair of the Toronto District School Board in response to the budget cuts.

Because the Board does not have enough funding to save the pools from closure, the Board is proposing the City of Toronto pay $1 each year in rent. There has been no word yet whether the City will accept this proposal.

The possible closure of the pools will affect an estimated 5000 children who take part in the 36 swim clubs offered each year, operating in most school swimming pools. This is particularly detrimental to children between ages of five and twelve years of age who voted swimming to be the most popular form of exercise, after bike riding.

In Canada, drowning is the second leading cause of accidental death, after motor vehicle accidents. Therefore, it is in everyone's best interest that all children be taught basic swimming skills to avoid drowning. After all, if they can't swim they can't help save someone in need.

"I am outraged at the thought that my children might not be able to learn how to swim," commented Helen Jacks, a mother of two. "Drowning is becoming a serious problem because more people are not learning how to swim."

Jarvis offers fifty-four hours of swimming each week. A large number of our students participate in swim programs offered through either the school or other outside clubs and programs. Among all Toronto schools there are 300,000 students who take advantage of the swim programs.

"I feel that our swimming pool is an important part, of not only our school, but our whole community," said Evan Duffy, Jarvis's Student Council Vice President of External Affairs.

Evan has already organized a petition for students to sign to keep our pools open. Evan has also organized a letter-writing campaign

concerning the issue, and has already written letters to Mel Lastman, Marguerite Jackson, and the Toronto Star.

While students are concerned about their leisure activities being cancelled, authorities are concerned about the tax dollars spent to build the swimming pools in the first place.

"Their [the pools'] closure not only deprives the children and the community at large of their use, but is a complete waste of tax dollars expended to build them," said Guy Bradbury, Chief Operating Officer and General Manager of the Sports Alliance of Ontario.

This whole talk about school closures initiated this year in June during the 2008 Olympic Bid preparations. Regardless that this was not sending out the most impressive message, the Board voted 8 to 1 for closure on May 17, 2001. However, the final decision has not yet been reached. It is obvious that the public school system is failing drastically.

The $84.4 needed in cutbacks comes as an outrage, considering that in June, 2000, many of Toronto's playgrounds were torn down and taken from the children and community. If the Board closes the pools there will be hardly any places left for children to have fun.

"Swimming helps you cool off. There are community pools, but Mom and Dad are busy and it takes too long to get there," said Zach Hunt, a nine year old enthusiastic swimmer.

So the real question still remains. What is the solution if the Board does not have a large enough budget to sustain the 85 pools currently operating in Toronto and if the City won't fund these activities outside the classroom?

Right now it appears that parents and students are doing everything they can to convince the City of Toronto to help but it is still unknown whether they can sway the decision.





Quick Facts on the Double Cohort 
and the New Curriculum

-Ontario Universities may have to turn away up to 20,000 qualified students- or one in four who apply.

-Currently the average entrance mark to a first-year Ontario university is 80.5 %. With the double cohort that mark is expected to go up.

-In a survey conducted by People for Eduaction 18 universities were asked if they can prepare adequately for the double cohort. Of the 14 that responded to the question, one university said yes, eight said no, and five were unsure.

-Universities claim they need an additional $100 million a year in operating grants to prepare.

Here is How the Present Curriculum (at Jarvis) Stacks Up Against the Old One: